#1 Ray Nagin, for winning.  May God save the Looney King of New Orleans.
#2 Mitch Landrieu, for losing to Nagin.  Now he is gunna come to work tomorrow and be like "I NEED TO SPRUSE UP MY IMAGE, I'VE GOT A THOUSAND IDEAS TO MAKE ME LOOK BETTER... err... I MEAN FIX UP LOUISIANA UNDER MY [lt. governor] ADMINISTRATION!! LETS GET TO WORK!!!"  He'll go for Governor next, I'm sure.
#3 LSU, for forcing me to have intersession on Memorial Day.  I wanna sleep in and watch soaps on Memorial Day, not go to class.  BOO to LSU.
#4 BOO to me, for taking intersession, but hay, we watch movies in class each day =)
#5 Poo on Mandy Bourgeois (Robby's new wife) for poking me so much.
#6 www.computergeeks.com, for sending me a crappy Dead On Arrival camera and not contacting me back for replacement procedures.  The jerks!
#7 The new YTMND fad called "NEDM" (not even doom music)... it's stupid.  But the Crazy Cosby fad is freakin' awesome =)
#8 Cort Spellman, for staying in town so late and making me late to work on Thursday... but it was fun and watchin' Steven wrap his knees at 3am will probably go down in the books as the funniest thing I've seen all year =)
#9 Joey Ourso, for not inviting me to E3 to check out the hawt video game babes, but his brother's new video game looks pretty cool
#10 Me, for not catching that big fish at Aileen's place in Morganza.  I suck, but not I want to live there, hehe.
#11 The Summer Heat in the area, cus it is just poo!
#12 Anyone who plays WoW and brags about it at dinner at Komado's whilst Mandy, Nell, and I sit and moan about it.
#13 Me, for never graduating LSU, I'm gunna be Van Wilder, baby!!!
#14 You, for not sending me and/or updating your guest poo list